Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

The week has come and gone. Below, you'll find a list of the most peculiar, ridiculous things-things that I would absolutely not have done. And even if I had done them, I most definitely wouldn't admit to them in my blog.


Last week, I absolutely did not prop up the laptop in bed while I practically did gymnastics trying to breastfeed and still catch up on my blogging. Not me!

My Christmas decorations would definitely not be found in their respective blue tote, happily sitting in the middle of (read: IN THE WAY) my living room. That would be really obnoxious and unorganized.

I have most definitely not had cookie dough and milk as a breakfast substitute on multiple occasions, because that would not be helping me lose this baby weight that I curse on a daily basis. Not me!!

I can also tell you with a sincere look of honesty that I did not gently wipe a drool mark off of an already-worn sweater just so I could wear it again. Hello, why wouldn't I just do the laundry?!

My baby is definitely NOT one week away from being three months old, because if she were, I would probably throw an all out tantrum, two year old style. And we all know that wouldn't be pretty.

And finally, I can assure you that I did not sit and watch countless hours of reality television when I should have been typing up lesson plans. That would have been a real waste of time, and I never do that.