Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

My favorite time of the week, and because I'm so perfect, I really don't have much to not write about on this Monday.

I can tell you that I most certainly did not wear maternity pants last week to work-I fit completely normal into pre-pregnancy clothing, so there would be no need to wear any maternity clothes. That would be just silly.

I also should say that I always use fingernail clippers to clip my child's nails. I would never ever use my own teeth to do such a chore-that would be a little disgusting. And barbaric.

And while we're on the subject of nails, I can also tell you that I absolutely did not wonder just how difficult it would be to paint my 12 week old's toe nails. Not me!

I did not drive home for lunch this afternoon and ponder whether my elderly neighbor, Clarence, who was sitting on a lawn chair outside, was alive or dead. Afterall, it is a whopping fifty degrees out and prime weather for sunbathing. Especially for an 80 year-old.

I also did not manage to stuff myself to the absolute brim with junk food hors d'oeuvres on Super Bowl Sunday, because I have extreme self control and I am on a very strict diet. I never cave when it comes to the offering of some good ol' snacky foods. Not me!