Not Me Monday!

That time of week again to be brutally dishonest about this week's mishaps.

This week, I did not hear the sirens going off somewhere in town and then busy the kids with something else as I frantically called home to make sure everyone was alright. That would be a little over the top. And a lot obsessive. I'm not like that!

This week I did not wonder why the sipping hole in my travel mug was so small only to inspect it and discover that I was actually trying to drink through the vent hole.

This week I absolutely did not ponder how my goodbye phonecall to Jimmy would sound when I was positive that I would be murdered in my sleep by the boogie man in the cellar. Not me!

This week I really did not have oreos and milk for breakfast. And this definitely happen on multiple occassions. That would be unhealthy and strictly forbidden in my diet plan!