In case you were wondering, Texas has a new name: from here forward, you shall call it Texaco.
In case you were wondering, Abraham Lincoln is Hillary Clinton. Disregard the fact that they lived in different centuries entirely and that their sexes don't even match up.
[above tidbits of important information are courtesy of my second graders. In case you were wondering, it was impossible for me to stifle the giggles with the Abraham Lincoln/Hillary Clinton confusion]
In case you were wondering, Ruby is nine days away from being ten months old. 10. TEN. Double digits.
In case you were wondering, I am finally adapting to waking up before the sun. However, my appetite has increased tenfold, and I'm sure I could use all that I'm eating to feed a large family.
In case you were wondering, we still have that puppy. And she doesn't have a name. And needs one.
In case you were wondering, I have started creating birthday invitations for Ruby and Christmas cards for...well Christmas. And in case you wondered further, they probably still won't be done in time. But for now, I'll pretend that I'm just a superb planner.
In case you were wondering, I leave for a mini weekend vacation in 16 days. Not that I'm counting or anything.
In case you were wondering, I do indeed realize that the whole in case you were wondering bit is a tad overwhelming and redundant.
And in case you were wondering, I do not care.
In case you were wondering, Abraham Lincoln is Hillary Clinton. Disregard the fact that they lived in different centuries entirely and that their sexes don't even match up.
[above tidbits of important information are courtesy of my second graders. In case you were wondering, it was impossible for me to stifle the giggles with the Abraham Lincoln/Hillary Clinton confusion]
In case you were wondering, Ruby is nine days away from being ten months old. 10. TEN. Double digits.
In case you were wondering, I am finally adapting to waking up before the sun. However, my appetite has increased tenfold, and I'm sure I could use all that I'm eating to feed a large family.
In case you were wondering, we still have that puppy. And she doesn't have a name. And needs one.
In case you were wondering, I have started creating birthday invitations for Ruby and Christmas cards for...well Christmas. And in case you wondered further, they probably still won't be done in time. But for now, I'll pretend that I'm just a superb planner.
In case you were wondering, I leave for a mini weekend vacation in 16 days. Not that I'm counting or anything.
In case you were wondering, I do indeed realize that the whole in case you were wondering bit is a tad overwhelming and redundant.
And in case you were wondering, I do not care.
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