A few public service announcements:
Should you feel the need to get ahold of us and we don't answer our phone, chances are there is a good reason. Please find the ability within yourself to abstain from calling every single minute thereafter until someone answers. Lest you risk hearing the sound of shattering glass the next time I answer the phone. I mean really-have you ever heard of the phrase "Never wake a sleeping baby" ?
Someone needs to stage an etsy intervention and then haul my butt to the nearest EA, because I cannot stop shopping on there. My day? Coffee and Etsy. Naptime and Etsy. Reality television and Etsy. Time for bed. Need to check Etsy first.
If you are about to advertise a gigantic yarn sale, please do everything in your power to keep me outta the know. My closet is about to start vomiting skeins of yarn.
Spring, you can get here like yesterday. And kick the sickness out as soon as you arrive. I am OVER winter and runny noses.
And most importantly: MISSING PERSON. If you have seen my maid, please send her back, because my house has been declared a state of disaster. Thanks to the sickness that won't leave and the knitting obsession, I have made no time to pick up around here. And yes, I'm well aware that I certainly have my priorities straight. Maid, if you are reading this, come home soon please.
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So, um, should I stop calling? I figured you were just mopping the floor, or doing the dishes, or folding the laundry so I kept.calling.over.and.over. Haha! I'm glad you know when to really pick up the phone:)
I love it! Etsy huh? I have not got addicted to that site yet. Don't get me started please. What are you buying over there? :)
I did buy one thing on etsy, during my 1 inch make my own magnets for the fridge phase. That one didn't last.
Enjoy the rest of your week!
Blessings :)
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