for your eyes only

I came across this photo the other day and nearly choked.  Between the horrible choice of hairstyle, the awkward - yet predictable - prom picture pose, and the questionable choice of background material, I'm not sure how you could look at this without snorting laughter mixed with feelings of pity on our behalf.

By the time you are finished laughing at this atrocity, I will be back with a brand spankin' new computer.  And with that, I promise to continue on with less disastrous blackmail opportunities.